Kpop, I know that lately I haven’t been there for you like I should. But I still care. I still check in every once in a while. And then you reward me with THIS? Forgive me for I know not what I say, but – Christ on a cracker! What happened to you? Exhaustion? Dehydration? (Figurative) writer’s block?
I hate to tell you this, but my ridiculous obsession meter is teetering dangerously close to Glee, and you and I both know we don’t want that to happen.
Here’s a round-trip ticket; go to the Bahamas, forget your worries. Relax like a Rastafari (for some, uh, inspiration). Don’t worry about your bank accounts, Big Bang and 2NE1 will manage them quite well in your absence.
When you’re ready to come back, we can throw all the mutant girl/boy/girlboy/???? groups out in the dust bin and start over, ‘kay?
But for real, B2Y must be pissed.