I’m beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god
All the people see right through your tryhard facade
Irritate the censors to get your name dropped, lame plot
Instigate the K-nets and get your fame dropped, shame got
Girl from “Gangnam Style,” trying to do hip hop, but it’s really not
Dance is more than just making your hips drop, butt pop and lock
Your singing is so dreadful, I’m sorry to make your Bubble Pop
The monotonous drone of your monotone is obnoxious and making me groan
The travesty that’s your second EP is an offense that you must atone
The chemistry of Hyunseung and thee is as harmless as sticks and stones
The legacy of Lee Hyori is an honor you’ll never uphold
The difference you see between you and me is the talent you wish that you owned
Rap God? More like rap sod, the hip hop goddess is here
Check my rhymes 4 a Minute, they’ll make you Red in the rear
Call me a one trick pony, have you seen your acting career?
I’m a Girl of Wonder, sitting atop the toppest of tiers
Don’t get the words twisted, nobody’s mistaking me for a Bell Hooks
Ga-in defenders are just hypocrites who are envious of my swell looks
Haters hate to love it cuz they secretly wanna be it
You’re as useless as they come, black hole idols are K-pop cancers
Come join me and my crew and be one of my backup dancers
What’s the matter? Cat’s got your tongue while you’re rapping?
Your fickle flow and dull delivery has got the people laughing
You’re just a mere mortal while through CFs I’ve built a mountain
Haven’t you read the news lately? 2 billion views and counting
They call me flaming charisma so you know I spit hot fire
With Voldemort defeated, you’re the next fake nose I’ll retire
I should feel sorry for you because I’m such a manly cryer
You’re the Frog Prince who can’t kiss, no one’s touched your lips but Taemin
Once Shawols are done making fun of you, you’ll be a dying Flame. Just saying
When SM’s done making a ton from you, you’ll be outta the game. Ain’t playing
As for me, I’m like Lee Hyori, can’t even count all this dough. Just slaying
Dibidisdibidis, my name is Minho.
Clownin’ on ya worse than GD on Zico
Dibidibidis, my name is Minho
Acting’s so good, reminds you of Won Bin. No?
Who’re the 5 best rappers? Don’t even gotta think, no
Trouble, Trouble Maker, yea that’s my middle name
If haters wanna hate, they can get in line and try me
No matter how hard they try to spite me, my star’s still bright and SHINee
Getting quiet and choked up? Well, it’s too late to run and duck Now
Mow down clowns like you on the daily with my blingin’ Ice Cream truck. Ow!
Who won? Who’s next? You Decide!
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