Ever since I saw Shinhwa‘s video for “This Love,” I’ve been aching to give honor to those voguing oppas who completely slayed everyone’s existence, giving us all the face and body we could handle. I’m constantly on the lookout for K-pop savagery! Songs that hit hard and fast, that make you wanna just chop the holy fire out of somebody on the street, then death drop them into oblivion. Thus today’s mixtape.

With some help from the SeoulBeats team and my friends and associates, I’ve compiled a collection of songs that could make the playlist of the finest Kiki Ball, birth some of the fiercest legendary children, and make the likes of Willie Ninja and Miss Jay Pendavis proud.

Welcome to the House of SeoulBeats. Prepare to walk for your life, b*tches.