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Clinah, a “Supercute” Rock Band

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Has it really come to this? We have SpinEL and other great indie groups, and now we have Clinah, who I expect are their management’s answer to female rock groups who are “relatable.”

At least Clinah appear musically talented: they have lead vocalist Yuna, first guitar Rika, second guitar Malja, and drummer Lee So Woon. However, their management releases statements like this and I just feel dead inside:

“Their title track incorporates guitar and electronic sounds, all making for a fast beat with an exciting melody. Clinah’s image is meant to be youthful and lovely so it all blends well together. They’re going to capture the hearts of rock fans and teenage fans alike,” officials of their agency said.

So they want Girl’s Day with instruments? I know, it’s unfair to make judgements until an album listen, but the statement bothers me to no end.

If I didn’t feel like the whole of rookie groups required this “fresh, youthful style” I wouldn’t have the sneaking suspicion this is just a strategy to get those Dal★Shabet fans gravitating to something that’s different – but not too different. Look, they’re all so cute and photogenic! And there’s even a quirky one, because she wears glasses!

There is also no indication on the album cover that they play instruments; if their bosses, Dino Entertainment, weren’t so gracious to inform us of this fact, who would know?

I’m not sure who to be more irritated at, the entertainment company for underestimating the interest of teen girls in a female rock group, or the fan girls themselves, many who pride themselves on being fans of groups like 2NE1 because they are so “different”; what if those ladies played instruments, huh? They would never debut because YG is savvy enough to know there is no market for it.

Is there a cultural reluctance to only actively support female artists who are either all sweetness and light, or sexy and provocative? Coincidentally, both concepts which are often directly marketed to men. Groups like CN Blue and FT Island have nationwide appeal; why is there no expectation that a female version can do just as well?

2NE1 has proven that a female group can subsist on a largely female fan base that they are specifically catering to. Perhaps the absence of most rock music from the mainstream has programmed fans to gravitate toward  familiar pop groups. It’s an easier sell — and well, I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t tell you it wasn’t addictive. It would be a benefit to Korea socially and culturally for that to change but we all know money talks, and maybe executives will find a female rock group worthy of investing time and money into.

To jump off my box of soap, thinking realistically, if a cutesy group is what it takes for a girl band to get attention then so be it. We haven’t seen them play, so maybe they rock as hard as the Rolling Stones. Whoever issued that statement from the company did not help my first impressions – here’s to hoping they are wrong.

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  • Gnattie

    Judging by their appearance, it doesn’t look promising, and I highly doubt they could rock as hard as the Rolling Stones. They look like a pop group under the guise of a rock group. Maybe they’ll be pop-rock like Maroon 5, but more bubbly? But, who knows. Appearances can be deceiving.
    The first thing that I automatically noticed is that the blonde girl looks like Becky from Glee.

  • Anonymous

    Uh… okay. I won’t expect much, but who knows, perhaps they will deliver something that I like. 

    On other note, what does Clinah mean? The first time I read it, my brain automatically thought about Kleenex.

  • http://twitter.com/flickaddi Felicia Addison

    sweet revenge was pretty good though

  • http://twitter.com/VeiledHeart LaShaundra

    I’ll give them a chance, but this name…

    Sometimes I feel like these companies just pick random letters out of a hat and put them together. 

  • Boraaah

    I think I’ll stick to Sweet Revenge.

  • Anonymous

    Ugh. I don’t have a problem with K-pop when it doesn’t pretend to be anything other than what it is: empty bubblegum pop. But when it starts playing at being “rock” or “hiphop” or in other words, legit music, I just can’t. And what is with that name? It sounds like it could be a dirty word.

  • Anonymous

    Sometimes I really hate it when kpop people try to debut bands. The problem isn’t that they’re a band, but that it seems more like a “concept” rather than anything music-related. Remember Wind Hold Venus? Yeah, they might know how to play, but it looked like they were too busy practicing dance moves while holding their instruments. And I still haven’t heard them live yet…

    Unlike CN Blue and Sweet Revenge, many of these band groups look like they haven’t worked their way up as musicians. CN Blue performed on the streets in Japan and Sweet Revenge performed in Korea before making in on TV. I won’t judge them yet, because I still haven’t heard anything of theirs, but I just sometimes wish Korean bands could focus more on music than concept and looks…

  • Corny<3

    i listened to their mini album and i wasn’t impressed, also their name sucks…i wish them luck but i’ll stick with super8bit and sweet revenge

  • http://worshipandswag.wordpress.com/ worshipandswag

    What a name. In fact, I’ve lost interest in band names. Piggy dolls earned my respect when I heard them sing and say they were different from mainstream Kpop. Now they’ve joined the image/selca/whatever describes “we’ve run out of ideas but hey we’re prettier!” bandwagon.

    Clinah WILL do the same. How do I know? Time tells…and it aint wrong when it comes to Kpop.

  • QueenBitch

    Girl`s Day? Dal Shabet! Who the fuck be these girls???

    Clinah…. ok, i give up tryin to make sense of kpop. I just fucking GIVE UP!

  • http://weeatlemon.blogspot.com conanblue

    Since when is “rock” and “lovely” ever in the same functional sentence? And what kind of name is Clinah? Makes me think “clean, huh?” Uhuh, I got ya. And perhaps in the middle of the songs the girls are going to drop their instruments and start dancing in animal hoodies? I’m sorry for being mean, but this is just… such a disgrace to the rock genre. Tsk tsk tsk.

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