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Wanna Be a Kpop Star?

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Written by On September 2, 2010

Well have I got an opportunity for you!  It has come to my attention that this site finally promises to reveal all the industry secrets to getting inside that golden idol gate. They’ve uploaded a snazzy promotional video to give you all the details:

Not convinced yet? Well, let me present to you the Kpop Audition Secrets Guide, with everything these experts have to offer:

“This is the expert guide that you need if you want to succeed.

Aren’t you worth it?

Here is a small overview of what this book offers:

  • Preparation
  • Location
  • Song Genre
  • Song Selection
  • Vocal Warm Ups
  • Practicing
  • What you MUST avoid
  • What you MUST do
  • Who is currently accepting auditions
  • Who accepts (non asian) talent
  • Much, much more!”

Still skeptical? Well who-o-ah, hold on there, because they’ve got testimonials for you, non-believer!

If you don’t have your credit card out ready to go, I just don’t know what to tell you. But don’t expect for YG or JYP to let you in with open arms…

“Click on the button below to possibly change your life forever and grab this $424 package for JUST $25 Today!”

I know what you’re getting me I’m getting for Christmas!!!

Source: kpopauditions.com

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  • http://asda.com me

    what the hell has seoulbeats turn into?

  • yep yep yep

    BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    i need to order this soon, or i will never get the upper hand in realizing my dreams!!!!!

    whats not funny: is that i know a lot of suckas are gonna fall for this one…poor kpop obsessed teens…their parents money just goes straight down the drain,lol.

  • manoman

    where do i send my hard earned money? lol

  • ana

    haha if anyone buy this they are crazy and why seoulbeats advertising this scam.

    • Susan

      Look at the tags; it clearly says “fraud.” They’re not advertising it

  • http://www.twitter.com/MacAttacks Mac

    “Tages: auditions, broken dreams, fraud”

    LOL

    • http://www.twitter.com/MacAttacks Mac

      …and by that, I meant…”tags” -.-”

  • Blasphemy!

    ROFLMAO!!!!

    I LOVE the tags: “TAGS: AUDITIONS, BROKEN DREAMS, FRAUD”

    Oh, the testimonial totally convinced me! I want my own copy of Broken Dreams!

  • Lapin-Cochon

    What sad is some people are so insane about kpop and celebrities surrounding their own life and dreams they will ruin theirself or their parents to buy that book

  • Jessica

    Lol @ the tags.

    Does anyone know what song is playing in the backgroud?

    • http://mellowyel.blogspot.com mellowyel

      Sounds like “I’m Back” from Lee Hyori’s latest album

  • http://mellowyel.blogspot.com mellowyel

    from the disclaimer:
    “Furthermore, you are solely responsible for your own behavior, and any loss of money that you may incur is NOT the result of reading this manual and is NOT the responsibility of anyone else but yourself.”

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLz basically they’re like, “if it doesn’t work, it’s not our fault”

  • sapphire

    Pure, unadulturated BS.

  • GoGoSunie

    Everybody knows stuff really gets the suckers when it’s $19.99 Now there’s a secret for that @$$

  • GoGoSunie

    And that is the most convincing testimonial I’ve ever seen.

  • reko

    this looks really shady. i’m too afraid to even go to the site lol

  • Kpopboi

    AHAHAHAHA

    WOW LOOKS LEGIT GUISE ! <3

  • chippy

    I do wanna be a K-pop star, I do!

    So, is this a joke or is seoulbeats really promoting it? Maybe we should all chip in and send in our own secret agent for a consumer review.

    No, but seriously this new layout is freaking me out. I didn’t know where I was for a second.

  • lala

    some people are just dumb.

  • LeEna_h0ttest

    CAN US TO DOING A ONLINE AUDITION ?? BECAUSE WE CAN’T GO THERE ..

  • Lolipop

    i want to kpop star but i can’t  :’( please help me .. i want to be kpop star you know that ! :’( :’( please X211111111 :’(