Rain Says “Thanks But No Thanks”

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Scientologist couch-jumper Tom Cruise invited magic stick Rain to the premiere party of his new Hollywood movie “Valkyrie”. Rain declined the invitation citing scheduling conflicts as an excuse.

People are disappointed and think that Rain should have used this opportunity to rub shoulders with Tom Cruise, but you know what? I’m proud of Rain. I’m glad that he rejected Tom Cruise’s invitation.

Tom Cruise underhandedly invited Rain to his premiere party only because he knew that he could shamelessly use Rain’s local star power to generate hype and attract viewers to his own lackluster movie.

Rain doesn’t exist on the face of this Earth to promote Tom Cruise’s movies. He’s not Tom Cruise’s personal lackey (he’s JYP’s). He has better things to do with his life like dancing on stripper poles and producing mini-Rains.

Plus, can you imagine how painfully awkward that conversation would be? It’s no secret Rain can’t speak English. What would they talk about? Chicken breasts?

When Rain was in America doing press for “Speed Racer”, I don’t remember Tom Cruise showing up to any promotional events. So why should Rain show up to Tom Cruise’s?

5 Responses to “Rain Says “Thanks But No Thanks””

  1. Jessica says:

    Wow, a little message to CiaoCiao.
    You honestly think Tom Cruise wanted to “use” Rain’s star power so he can attract more interest to his movie?
    That’s giving me a hugh laugh right now.
    This site is utter shit.
    No one’s going to come here ever again.
    I know I won’t.

  2. SkdlZ says:

    o.0

    the hell is wrong with “Jessica”…*points up*
    i forgot everything i was about to say
    reading that bs…

    so long and good riddance…

  3. yellow2006m says:

    To the previous two comments

    Shut up! go away no one will miss you

    bye =P

    to seolbeats

    I thought it was funny
    I don’t like Tom C and Rain makes me laugh
    he really cant speak english

    I’m not a Butthurt fan

  4. yellow2006m says:

    Sorry
    when i wrote previous two comments i was referring to Jessica
    [count up two]

  5. nat says:

    ahhahahaha so proud of rain
    ASIAN PRIDE!

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